I am LoGundamas of the Blue Bears. Resistance is futile.

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Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service …us. You will be assimilated...

Discussion is irrelevant. There are no terms. You will disarm all Cell phones and escort us to The Nearest Coffee House where we will begin the assimilation of your culture and technology and Caffeine...

Preparation is irrelevant. Your people will be assimilated as easily as GServo has been. Your attempt at a delay will not be successful people.

After the coffee house, we will proceed to A pub and if you attempt to intervene we will destroy you. The knowledge and experience of the Geek GServo is part of...us... now.

It has prepared us...for all possible courses of action. Your resistance I hopeless... Then you must unconditionally provide Craft Beer. . Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over.